Quotes of the Day

Maggie the Waitress: “What’ll you have?”
Kiran: “Before I order, can you tell me if these animals were well treated before they were slaughtered?”
Maggie the Waitress: “Oh yeah. They had wonderful lives. They had lots of friends and there were parties and rainbows. It was lovely”
Kiran: “…oh. In that case I’ll have the salad.”
Maggie the Waitress: (shouts to the kitchen) “We got another elf! Make sure we use the humanitarian lettuce.”


Dōmr Blæwaz “I wish someone would step on my gods.”

Quotes of the Day

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